RED MEAT madrigal stones from the secret files of max cannon
My goldfish died yesterday. I was so sad I broke down and cried for the first time in years.
I couldn't just flush him down the toilet. It wouldn't be right for the one friend who's stayed with me through everything.
And besides, the toilet hasn't worked since Great Aunt Gertie passed on.
2003-12-12 04:03:36By Interesting Steve

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10Tam - poor aunt gertie
9Now that's a toilet joke I like
8Sol. Id. +1 reread..crz
8Ha!
8Now this is meaty. -cm
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8now THIS is how to do Earl logic (CB)
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7-FV
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7Great, made me chuckle - Nuke
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7--THM
7I like this a lot, but you could forge a better connection between 2 and 3. --VX
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6Nice punch. Afg.
6+1 on reread -bbg
6-herp
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5Good Earl-logic, but I've heard this same joke before in "Red Dwarf." -DG
5"the toilet ain't worked right since"
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5I still think my versions of Earl logic are sound.
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