RED MEAT bucket 'o bling-bling from the secret files of max cannon
I found a chicken out in front of my apartment today. We seem to get along pretty good.
I was thinkin' of keepin' her as a pet. I'd get free eggs at least.
But then I thought how awkward it would be to bring up abortion this early in the relationship.
2003-12-09 19:14:16By groovintodigweed

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8Excellent Earl logic. --opus
7Not bad at all-IS
7Meaty.
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7Be funny if he found the chicken IN his apartment..crz
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7Some pig stomach lining and aborted chicken fetus to go -- Nuke
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7Heh. -PB
7low-ballers: he thinks HE impregnated the chicken... V
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6If Earl didn't use the word "pet" in 2 this would be a lot better
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6decent, I would give lower except it is earl logic, wrong logic, but earl -cm
6Awesome Earl 3 hampered by poor real-life timing. --VX
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5I've never found "chicken abortions" an accurate enough term to be funny -herp
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5why would he want an abortion? (CB)
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4What?

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