RED MEAT A cheap trick with a cardboard box from the secret files of max cannon
I was having dinner with my new lady friend last night. She commented on my choice of food saying, "You are what you eat."
"That's not true," I says. "If it were, I would be a woman about your height, your build, with your same hair style and color and I would remind myself of my mother, that dirty, dirty whore."
2003-12-09 08:27:18By Cruel_Meta

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9A long Earl#2 that works. -Cap'n
9that's the ticket
8Nice twist on an old joke! --John
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7blank panel three is the right choice here +1 reread -IS
7Kinda belts you in the face dont it? crz
7Earl is where small talk goes to die. -PB
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7v. good -bbg
7gross as fuck. *shudder*
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6Ugh! Shower time. Preloggy
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6If it were any -less- wordy, it'd be too wordy. As is, the excess is the point.
6A bit lengthy --THM
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5Did you eat your mother with that mouth? --VX
5like the tag for some reason, not liking the strip so much (CB)
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2Really terrible

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