RED MEAT Hoist by your own Picard from the secret files of max cannon
Okay, I have the chopped tomato, the relish, and the mustard, just like you asked.
And the onions? It just wouldn't be right without the onions.
Yes, the onions too. But Ted --
What is it, my little condiment of love?
This isn't what I had in mind when I told you I wanted it "doggystyle."
Well, excuse me for trying to show a little imagination.
2003-12-08 23:00:03By The Hanged Man

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9Now that's comedy
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7This theme has been done. But comedy yet remains to be sucked from its marrow.PB
7 - BFJ -
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7Took me a second, there. An altered Ted 3 would make this real meaty.
7Great mental image.
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6cute; Ted 3 is a bit off -bbg
6Sounds more like Homer Simpson style. Preloggy
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6she asks for it doggystyle, and then prepares it herself eh? -herp
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5Hot doggy? Doesn't quite work..crz
5Huh? -Cap'n
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5"That's what turns a man on: condiments, condiments!" --Bobby Slayton (--DG)
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5liked this till 3. not keen on Ted/Wife fantasy strips (CB)
5sorry, but the picture doesn't quite work -cm
5I suppose if shame alone didn't kill the dog, the onions would. --VX
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4I don't get it. -IF
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3huh? -FV
3God, no

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