RED MEAT santorum-filled steamer trunk from the secret files of max cannon
I once had a plan to create an army out of a buncha animals from the medical research facility down the street.
I was gonna have a tank squadron of armor-plated dogs, rabbits that dropped anti-personnel mines, and a Special Forces unit of kung-fu fightin' monkeys.
It didn't work out, though, 'cause those damn espionage voles stole my idea an' sold it back to the research company for profit.
2003-12-03 03:30:41By Death Goat

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8+1 for the tag -- are you aware of how god-awful nasty that is? -PB
7okay. I'm impressed. -herp
7cute (CB)
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7--THM
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6fair enough-Night
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6Straightforward Earl
6+1 for santorum, but this is a bit too gratuitous on the adjectival animals -bbg
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6Voles are different to moles, 5 -IS
6I love the idea of putting Santorum in a trunk. Maybe try the sword illusion?
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6Voles are a different animal, 5.
62 is hilarious. 3 simply isn't..crz
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5Is very okay. Nice ref, though. -IF
5+1 for "espionage voles"; other than that... -OQP
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5Sorry man, this one just didn't grab me by the nuts.
5aren't they called moles?
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5Timing doesn't work on this one, sorry.
5Great Dan Savage reference. Another RMCS first! --VX
4Poor close
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