RED MEAT atrb: rob balder, partiallyclips.com, "fishing with grampa" from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, Mr. Wally? How come you never give any, like, "wise old advice?"
Well, Karen, I guess it's because of something my grandfather told me when I was your age.
He said "Wally, if you ever find yourself a good woman, don't shy away from giving her the backhand once in a while. Keeps her in line. And don't ever take no shit from no coloreds, neither."
Whoa.
So I guess my advice to you is: don't give advice when you get old. You can't possibly avoid sounding like an asshole.
2003-11-29 13:10:32By Pete B

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9Wally's #3 is priceless. -Cap'n
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8yes.
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8Much meatier than most -cm
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7Yep, like this one aswell.
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7hah! -IS
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7--THM
7I could spend weeks raiding partiallyclips.com :-) DH
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7Clean up 1 - and this would be an 8 or 9..crz
6Actually good advice, but more coherent than I'd expect from Wally. --John
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6Too true!
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6Ah, his grandpa sounds like my grandpa -- Nuke
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6Sound advice. Preloggy
6reasonable, but I Karen's 3 is a bit off -bbg
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5A bit winded; +1 for giving credit to outside source. -ZD
5Too wise for Wally. ~afh
4No justification for the ripoff since it puts them out of character
4OOC and not much of a joke either (CB)
3Oops. --VX
1Sorry, your thing was complaining that people disliked the gratuitous swearing

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