RED MEAT the comic that just wants your love ... but will settle for fear from the secret files of max cannon
Alright, Dan. I've been looking forward to -- GAH! Who the hell are you?
I'm Ted Johnson. Dan was busy, so he asked me to fill in for him.
And ... why are you armed, Mr. Johnson?
'Cuz Dan asked nicely.
So ... erm ... about that performance review ...
And I should probably warn you, when you're as blitzed on amphetamines as I am, criticism makes you REALLY cranky.
2003-11-26 11:21:19By Pete B

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7I wish ted #3 was a little less blatant -cm
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7Haha, cranky, get it
7Not too shabby.
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7meaty. His smile is perfect. Good choice of Ted with a gun -IS
7Good show. Hyped instead of blitzed, maybe? Preloggy
7Meaty. Good twist on stock situation. --opus
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6Ted's #3 gilds the lily a little bit -Cap'n
6the vote that wants to be an 8 . . . but will settle for 6
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6Good take on Cranky Ted. --VX
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6 Nice pun - BFJ -
5was looking good until 3. it could be better
5-DB
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5This would be so great without Ted's 3. -FV
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5the setup seems a bit laboured (CB)
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5Ted 3 doesn't quite do it -bbg
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4liked the tag though -herp
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4Nobody is confusing, doped-up Ted is trite. -ZD
4Cheap drug jokes were one of your fortes

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