RED MEAT Cur, Curb, Street from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, Ted, did you borrow my lawnmower?
Yup. If by "borrow" you mean "borrow," and by "lawnmower" you mean "lawnmower."
Huh?
Sorry. I've gotten so used to phrasing things that way it's a hard habit to break.
Whatever. Just give me back my mower.
Sure. By the way, I also screwed your wife.
2003-11-24 20:40:49By The Hanged Man

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8Don't know why it's funny, it just is. One of Ted's best #3s. -Cap'n
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7Ted's #3 made me laugh out loud, hard. I couldn't help it. -DG
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7Goofy, but I like it. -PB
7I'll buy that for a +1. Prfeloggy
7if by "7" you mean "should get a 4, but ted's #3 kicks ass"
7this is silly, but it made me laugh
7this is "entertaining" -bbg
7hehe +1 reread, because only Ted is meta, and his #3 is funny -IS
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6Not meaty, but interesting.
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6By screwed I mean tickled and by wife I mean balls ..crz
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5Not...a bad idea, but kinda sloppy. --VX
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5I always hated that "convention" -cm
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4fair meta but no funny (CB)

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