RED MEAT Shakespeare + Fast Food = MacBeth from the secret files of max cannon
I joined one of them new fangled systems to help ya quit smoking.
Everytime you feel like lighting up, they send someone over to tickle yer balls.
This is my 400th cigarette today.
2003-11-24 17:36:26By Preloggy

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10Immature? maybe... this just fits lonesome cowboy perfectly
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8-Cap'n
7 - BFJ -
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7I'd still be smoking if I had someone doing that to me, too. :) --John
7This is sound.
6Funny, but totally OTT...crz
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6heh -IS
6IF: You come here for maturity?
6Make that "kicked in the balls" for +2. -ZD
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5Isn't this an old joke?
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5"why do dogs lick their balls?"... -bbg
5telegraphed big time --poe117
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5-DB
4--THM
4Too contrived, sorry. -PB
4You forgot they tickle with electricity -cm
4Uh-oh? --VX
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3Predictable. How is that even a disincentive? --opus
3Your comics have had a certain maturity gap recently. -IF
3Paging Jay Leno
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3what kind of system is that? (CB)
2-FV
22 doesn't make the slightest bit of sense as an anti-smoking program

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