RED MEAT praying hands on your pots and pans (Scraping the Open #41867) from the secret files of max cannon
I am Death, Destroyer of Worlds. I have come for you, Old Man Wally.
Oh my. Has it been another seven years already?
Come, old one. It is time to leave. Look your last upon this mortal world.
Wait a minute there, sparky. You know the rules. I can challenge you to a game of skill.
No more! I shall not be bound by such outdated and senseless rules. Your pathetic gambit has failed. I am Death. I shall not be denied!
This is going to be another one of your "distance defecation ain't a real game" speeches, isn't it?
2003-11-20 17:23:04By Luchog

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8+1 'cuz my best friend in grade school could piss on people 20 feet away. -PB
8"Sparky" -- I love it. :) --John
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7I must be in a good mood this morning, but this really tickles me -bbg
7+1 reread. Iike 'sparky' and 'distance defecation' -IS
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6Good start but Burning Skull's #3 seems off -Cap'n
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6Yeah, I like it.
6Ick - CC
6long buildup for a simple poop joke -cm
6A wordy poop joke? Sure, I'll go for it. -DG
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6Long winded but amusing. Preloggy
6--THM
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6never thought i would miss poop jokes so much - gtd
6The simple fact that he calls him "Sparky" makes this. Dig the Bill & Ted! --VX
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5Doesn't go anywhere
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5Really needs work. I like the idea though..crz
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5'distance defecation' needs swapping (CB)
5Kind of a Ted #3. -IF
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