RED MEAT Dr Livingstone, I exhume? from the secret files of max cannon
Welcome to my basement. My major completed engineering projects are stored in the giant freezers to your right.
Wow! You must have hollowed out under all of Mayberry to make this huge cave!
Here is our project. Using gene splicing technology, GPS, and the very latest in military laser sighting weaponry, I have created the four-ton battle kitten.
You're so clever! I'm gonna call her 'Cuddles'!
It will require 100 pints of milk for every day it is activated.
She's perfect.
2003-11-18 20:22:43By Interesting Steve

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8An effing 4-ton ~battle-kitten~??? I *LOVE* it! --John
7Writing could be smoother, but I'm digging the idea. -PB
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6-DB
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6Good use of Vince, but Karen's seriously lacking. -ZD
6Strip ain't bad, but the tag is great. --VX
6Clever, but not that funny.
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63 lacks punch, but i want a battle kitten.
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6This needs a fourth panel -cm
6-FV
6Different, I'll give you that. Preloggy
6cute
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61 is overdone for the lead-up. 2 needs a tweak. 3 is great..crz
6not hugely funny, but well done. Vince as Dexter, eh? -bbg
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5How about "She's puuurfect"
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5-IF
5Missing something (CB)
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4For fuck's sake, why must everyone do variations on the same 3 ideas

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