RED MEAT Don't let the son go down on me from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, there are passages in the Bible I find mysterious and I was hoping you could elucidate --
The Bible? You still pay attention to that?
Isn't it your holy and inspired book?
Look. Just because some goatherders scribbled down a couple of scrolls and claimed I wrote them doesn't make it so. You don't need to pay it any mind at all.
We don't? But then, Lord, how are we to live a proper and moral life without the Book to guide us?
I usually just ask myself, "What would Buffy do?"
2003-11-17 22:35:16By The Hanged Man

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10I live for people saying shit like this. --John
9+2 for the sentiment. I know some people I need to mail this to. -PB
9Thought What Would Spike Do would be better.
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7Ahh. That's better -- jnc
7redeemed by God 3 -IS
7Spot on with the Bible description. Might as well listen to Buffy. Preloggy
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7Hey! God is stealing MY religion! crz
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5Standard anti-religion strip, but nice last line. -DG
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5I even like religion-bashing, but "Buffy" is a fizzle
4Another bible isn't word of god strip? -cm
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