RED MEAT women are from Venus, men are from bars from the secret files of max cannon
Why do I have to wear this? It's degrading. All the other boys laugh at me.
I'm doing you a favor, son. One day you'll understand.
But it pinches! Anyway, aren't they supposed to be for women?
It's your heritage! It was mine once, and your grandfather's before me.
But I'm the only boy in the entire school who has to wear a chastity belt!
You won't even know it's there once those hips re-align themselves, junior.
2003-11-17 12:42:04By Interesting Steve

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8bwaha
7Chastity belts, skeletal adjustment - the price we pay for being Ted's kin..crz
7Wait'll he gets to PE class! -ZD
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7I smirked. --THM
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6Didn't see it coming, but Ted in a chastity belt? Ever? -PB
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6Illogical but fairly amusing (CB)
6Very Ted, but not as funny as I'd hope for some reason.
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6Will's dialogue a tad redundant in 3, but overall it's a cool joke. --VX
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5Almost
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5all build-up for little payoff
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5don't see Ted promoting chastity somehow
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4sorry, not doing it for me -bbg
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