RED MEAT Theological viagra: preventing omnimpotence from the secret files of max cannon
Good evening and welcome aboard the 17:10 train to Mayberry. Unfortunately, we are likely to be delayed at Mayberry canyon.
*Sigh*
As you may be aware, Mayberry railways operate a zero-tolerance policy towards fruit-headed freaks. Your co-operation in restraining and binding the freak in carriage 'F' would be welcomed.
This would cut our delay time at Mayberry canyon to just a few minutes. Enjoy your journey.
*Sigh*
2003-11-11 08:36:55By Interesting Steve

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8Very nice setup -- jnc
8This is entirely stupid, but it made me laugh
7I feel like this could be much better executed, but what's here is good enough
7-- THM
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7I love JLH..crz
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7Tag +1, the rest, *sigh* -- Nuke
6Good, but Americans don't use the 24-hour clock. (It'd be the 5:10.)
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6And I got fried cuz he wanted to ride a bus and they wouldn't let him. Preloggy
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6-FV
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6Poor Johnny. Nice tag. -IF
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6Pleasant. Thanks! --John
6could lose JL's sigh in 1 -bbg
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5Cute tag, at least. --VX
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5a day in the life of johnny, just not that funny -cm
5Lotsa words for not much punch. -PB
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5The sighs are OK but it feels like there's something missing (CB)
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