RED MEAT jehovah's witness protection program from the secret files of max cannon
Got some chain mail through the post this morning, Honey.
Just bin it, Ted.
No, I think I'm going to need it.
It's just superstitious nonsense, you don't need that.
Honey, if someone goes to the trouble of posting me a suit of armour with 'you're going to need it' painted on the front, I'll give them the courtesy of taking them seriously.
Boys and their toys.
2003-11-06 07:42:35By Chris Bourke

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8+1 for tag ~Anto~
8+1 because I didn't realize the pun until reread. -FV
8A rare non-telegraphed pun
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7English & funny. Hey - they can go together. Preloggy
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7meaty. I suppose the 'Britishisms' pass me by... -IS
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6Saw it coming, but the tag's perfect. --John
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6kinda telegraphed - DH
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6this does not work. at all. but it sure made my head spin -herp
6Sorry, but the britishism make me giggle, ok otherwise -cm
6good, but 3 is too wordy
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6Chain mail...heh.
6Telegraphed badly in 1 (chain mail? not junk mail?) but still found it funny.
5Hmm...maybe if I hadn't thought of armor to begin with. Too many RPGs... -IF
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5saw this coming before I opened it...reasonable execution otherwise -bbg
5Great tag; we could all use a shot of Didn't See It Coming. --VX
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4I was thinking armor right off the bat. I think this makes me a geek. -PB
4Saw it coming a mile away -- jnc
4Good idea, shit writing
3I think I died from "Britishism poisoning" in panel #1. -DG
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