RED MEAT there comes a time in everyman's life when he must die from the secret files of max cannon
Nuh uh, Milkman Dan. The bears lived in a cottage and not a cave.
Who's telling this story? Anyway, Goldilocks walks in on the sleeping bears and awakens them. Sadly for her, they awaken very hungry indeed.
Wait. She's supposed to eat their porridge and sleep in their beds.
Almost. She's made into porridge, and her remains make a nice bed for the baby bear.
Now I know I'll have nightmares tonight. Why did mom ever let you be my babysitter?
My going price was a bottle of scotch. Felt bad parting with it, but this evening's been priceless.
2003-11-02 14:07:12By Nuke-Marine

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8Dan's #3 is kickass. -Cap'n
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8Dan's 3 is wonderful. -FV
7This is a tortuous route, but a nice Dan 3
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7Not a Dan fan, but I love his last line -- jnc
7Fantastic conclusion, but on re-read - not worth an 8..crz
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6At least there was no dead house pets - BFJ -
6Nice twist in 3, though that punchline really deserves its own balloon.
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6Perhaps end MMD 3 with "scotch?" Preloggy
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6Strip some bulk from Karen 3 and it's pretty damn good. -PB
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5I can't get around her being made into porridge AND THEN a bed -herp
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5Almost there, but for the lame tag. -cf
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5no real flow, punchline doesn't really fit.
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4MMD #3 is a jumble. barely okay otherwise -cm
4poor tag, only the first panel has appeal in this one (CB)
4Unusually tame for a Milkman Dan strip. --VX
4Tries to cram too much in Dan's 3. Less is more. --opus
4So much potential if the bottle of Scotch is Dan 2, "tough to part with it" 3

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