RED MEAT Rythm and Blue's Clues from the secret files of max cannon
Baby, you know I'm gonna make tonight special for you. The kids are at camp, so it's all you and me tonight.
He dims the lights and turns on a Marvin Gaye cd. She lays seductively on the bed.
Oh yeah Baby, you look so good. Come to papa and...What The Hell!
Silk pajamas for the man and a lacy teddy for the lady. Raw nature would occur this night.
God Damn It Ted! Get the hell away from our window!
Now the explorer must leave this beauty, these neighbors in the mist.
2003-10-28 16:31:01By Nuke-Marine

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9Can't stop laughing as I imagine Ted's voice through all of this... -Cap'n
9Oh, lovely. --THM
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8HW
8This makes me laugh. Hard..crz
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8heard similar before but not this good. Amend Ted#3 for +1 (CB)
8That's really funny! --John
7-DB
7Excellent. Reminds me of my audition -- jnc
7Don didn't see Ted in 1? Like the concept. - Spike
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7Thought it was open-worthy crap right up 'til 3. -PB
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7Spelled rhythm wrongly, rough edges, but still works
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7 - BFJ -
6if there was a way to indicate whisper I would rate higher -cm
6Great set up, but I think a better Ted 3 is out there. Preloggy
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6entertaining -bbg
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6Interesting, but hurt by seemingly random use of capitalization.
6So Ted's the Marlin Perkins of the neighborhood?
6-FV
6There's a better comic inside... -cf
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5Awkward phrasing, random capitalization; but +1 for "neighbors in the mist." -DG
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5Caught! Can I get a witness? --VX
5-IF
5"Rhythm."
4needs a lot more something than the fact that he's there and narrating -herp
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4The writing in this is just worthless

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