RED MEAT combing the hairline of the desert from the secret files of max cannon
It's a beautiful thing, birth. Just last night I brought a precious new calf into this world.
Sure, ol' Bessie shattered my ribcage with her kicking, but it's worth it to me, just to hear that plaintive little cry of a newborn creature.
Plus, now my insurance will cover all those pain pills I'm addicted to. Life is good.
2003-10-24 14:15:30By Afgncaap

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8Good Meatlogic
8Nice -cm
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7nice twist (CB)
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6At first I thought he was stealing pills from his cow.--HW
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6Just gets there
6Wouldn't a stillborn calf be funnier? -cf
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6Not bad, not bad. -PB
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6"cowboy gives birth to calf" is enough to make even me jump -herp
6Cute. --VX
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6Crack head cowboys always get me -- Nuke
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5Lose "Life is good," IMHO. Preloggy
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5Kinda stagnant..crz
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4Afgncaap sure likes to tell stories. -NC
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