RED MEAT The way to a man's fart is through his stomach from the secret files of max cannon
Hi Dan. How are you today?
It's incredible... my house just... collapsed!
My pet aardvarks must have done their job well. Shame you weren't inside.
You realise that thanks to my contacts in the insurance business, I can claim for three times the value of the house?
No wonder you're so happy.
That, and the fact that I no longer need worry about how to dispose of those five thousand kittens I've been practicing with.
2003-10-21 20:06:29By Interesting Steve

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7Don't mess with the master, bitch. Great tag.
6Aardvarks? --John
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6MMD's 2 & 3 are wordy, but I like the concept.
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6OK but MMD 3 is awkwordly worded. Preloggy
6a more practical number than 5000 would be funnier
6Love Karen's #2, MMD's #3 is a little excessive (CB)
6OK concept, but don't aardvarks EAT termites, thus helping the house?
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5Ed Gein says: "Just as well!" --VX
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5+1 for the tag -bbg
4How would aardvarks collapse a house? -DG
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4Why did aardvarks knock down a house? Practicing what? 5000?
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3"Practicing with"? Practicing what? Maybe I'm just slow. --opus
3Terrible tag, hideously predictable and cliched close
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3Er... Aardvarks? This could be good if that made an ounce of sense.

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