RED MEAT Beating a patch of grass where there used to be a dead horse. from the secret files of max cannon
Finding that dead clown beneath my motel mattress disturbed the very fibers of my soul.
In that dark time only one question ran through my head.
Where was I going to hide that hooker now?
2003-10-17 20:39:23By Nuke-Marine

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10What's scary is that I've slept in motels like this.
9Nice. --THM
9~Anto~
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9This is evil. In an evil way. -PB
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9Not really Red Meat, but excellent strip nonetheless - BN
9frikkin' excellent, good tag -bbg
9Great tag; love the strip in both incarnations. --VX
9Best dead clown ever. -- jnc
8- BFJ -
8-DB
8The tag is genius and the strip is great. -ACog
8Good as well - Stonent
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8And a good tag, too. --John
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8lol
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8Good tag, like strip.--HW
8Not meaty, but very funny all the same
8-FV
8good tag too. You'll go far :) -IS
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7Good writing, just not the funniest punchline. -NC
7Hmm, dead Clown or Earl...
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7its good to be back - gtd
7IN the mattress. Eh? Eh? crz
7-Cap'n
7Sound remix of old joke.
7nice and dark. Good tag too (CB)
7+1 for tag
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7Very nice, but hasn't aged well. -DG
7Simple - under the Dead Clown. Preloggy
7I'd suggest the bureau.
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6because heaven forbid they fight! -herp
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6True. True.
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6Conventional urban legend take
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6CH
6Vaca
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1No. Clowns still don't do it for me. --TRT

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