RED MEAT "the phrase that pays" files for bankruptcy ("less suck" remix) from the secret files of max cannon
Trick or . . . why, hello, Karen! Why aren't you out trick-or- treating with your friends?
I've got a goldfish, two gerbils, and a new kittin, and I'm making sure nuthin' bad happens to any of 'em this year!
Goodness, such admirable devotion to your pets! But as you can see, I'm out scavenging for candy, and wasn't planning anything "special" for you.
Really?
Really. But, depriving you of an entire Halloween's worth of sweets feels strangely satisfying all by itself.
You're a stupid jerk-head, Milkman Dan!
2003-10-17 12:17:01By Pete B

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9What's wrong with TPTP? - just kidding. Love it. (CB)
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8New Dan cruelty! Yessss! (Does TPTP really matter? Oy.)
7You know, IHYMMD *sounds* better than You're a stupid jerk-head. -1 Sorry. ~afh
7I like the set-up, but Dan's not quite evil enough. (BTW, Max markets TPTP.) -cf
7Clever.--HW
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7Would be 8 with TPTP ~Anto~
7Max himself rarely uses TFTP. The rest of you need to go read the original.
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6-DB
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6What's wrong with TPTP?
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6-bbg
6Grump. I can't believe you're docking marks for Karen three!!!
6Needs the TPTP, sorry - Stonent
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6TPTP is much better than "You're a stupid jerk-head"
6I'm bitter that mine was nailed for no TPTP, so I'm not marking it down here.
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5I dunno, this New PTP is kinda like New Coke. -DG
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5Sorry, but bad sub for TPTP doesn't pay -2 (esp. on a good strip) -cm
5-FV
5Not quite as much payoff as I'd expected. -Cap'n
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5kittin?
4Did you say "less" or "more" suck? Plus...KITTEN! --VX

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