RED MEAT Deck of shards from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Ted! Have you seen today's paper? There's an article about my death, but I'm not dead!
Gee! What does it say?
It says that my dismembered body was found in the river this morning! It must be a terrible mistake!
I know! I told them not to print it till Wednesday!
You weren't planning to kill me were you?
Not really. We were just going to keep you somewhere convenient until shortly after you signed your new will.
2003-10-17 11:28:22By Interesting Steve

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7"Shards..." Methinks the user doth love his puns. -cf
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6Cute and very Ted. --VX
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6Nice but, #3 still feels flat compared to the great setup (CB)
6Ted #3 not quite logical. They would be planning to kill him -cm
6Write it better.--HW
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6Wording on Ted 3 muddies-up joke a bit, but not bad. -PB
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6# could use some rework but I like the premise. Preloggy
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5Again, nothing surprising or interesting here.
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4Nice setup. Payoff doesn't work for me. --opus
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4this just falls flat -bbg
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3Nonsensical

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