RED MEAT baba yoga from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, I'm curious; do we, your mortal children, ever truly surprise you?
Hell yeah! Man, you guys come up with all sorts of weird shit. Doggy-style sex, for example.
You're joking.
Nope. I mean, yeah, lots of critters do it like that, but the way I built you guys, I never thought it was an option. Man, didn't take Adam and Eve long at all to figure that one out.
Why do you taunt me like this?
Oh, but could you tell your flock to quit calling it "doggy-style?" Makes me feel kinda stupid for not spotting it in advance.
2003-10-14 10:57:08By Pete B

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8I feel guilty for liking this one so much -bbg
8Could use a little polish, but hilarious anyway -cm
8+1 for God's #3 -Cap'n
8Tag's good, strip's good. What else to say? :) --John
7Hah! - CH
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7Sounds like God to me. - Spike
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7Poor Padre--HW
7-DB
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6Ass pounding fun. -DG
6 - BFJ -
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6i want it to be funny but something missing
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6A little overly crude, but worthy.
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5god seems too much like a 13 year old idiot
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5I like God's #3 but the rest is kind of tired (CB)
5God 3 is a little nonsensical (at least to this one), but the rest is okay. --VX
5Yeah, better 3 please, Pete. ~afh
5I'd pick a more difficult sex position, and wholly rewrite #3
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4Too wordy, and 3 doesn't really work for me.
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3Seems out of character -FV
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2Not only not Red Meat, makes zero sense

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