RED MEAT The Ladder above Your Lucky Penny from the secret files of max cannon
That was some crazy stag weekend, Dan. Did you make it to the wedding OK?
Truth be told, Ted, there was no wedding. I'd miss the casual sex and amphetamine binges too much if I got hitched.
Even so, the prospect of a wild weekend of jollies at the expense of you and your pals was too good an opportunity to miss.
Actually, we dosed you up on Old Spice and booked you a cheap motel with a $6 hooker, since we're being honest.
Well, at least that explains the snotty piss and weeping balls.
2003-10-10 07:14:15By Chris Bourke

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9Oh my. - Spike
8Holy shit, man. Dan's flippant acceptance in #3 is golden. -DG
8+1/2 apiece for "snotty piss" and "weeping balls" -Cap'n
8funny ~Anto~
7nice
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7Unsure about MMD 3... -cf
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6I don't understand the last line.--HW
6#3 needs tightening up -cm
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6In the next episode of "Friends," . . . . . . . .Preloggy
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6Dan three spoils it for me
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5meh -bbg
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53 doesn't really live up to this strip's potential.
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5Urg. Excessively graphic Dan 3 sinks promising setup. -PB
5Ugh...awful Dan 3, but simply terrific tag. --VX
5That took an odd turn. Not much freshness in concept.
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4Cut all of 3 for +2
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3Panel #3, you have disgraced your ancestors.
3Needs a better Dan 3. -FV
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