RED MEAT I said it once before but it bears re-posting now. from the secret files of max cannon
I have finished all of my tasks for Mrs. Johnson. Are you in need of any services?
Since you mentioned it, Bix, I hear you're quite the ping pong stud.
Indeed. My latest ping pong programming is state of the art. Shall we play a game?
Actually, I was thinking I may have another use for those paddling skills.
I see. Has young William been acting up again?
Who the hell said anything about William?
2003-10-03 14:31:37By Ipso Facto

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8Now this one is funny! (although I don't think you need "the hell")-cm
8Nice left turn. -Cap'n
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8A little wordy, but spot-on Ted
8Nice -- jnc
7I like it - CH
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7I saw it coming, but laughed just the same. -cf
7I'd definitely call this an imrovement.
7-DB
7Better! --VX
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7Much better. Predictable, but solid.
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6Standard-ish concept, but got a smile. -PB
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6Kinda standard, but its heart is in the right place.
6bit better
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5Not really an improvement (CB)
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5I don't like this version.--HW
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4Watch my dentures... it bites
4Ted using Bix for sex is one of those black holes of humor
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4telegraphed from 2 -FV
3Good God, 3 is obvious

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