RED MEAT From Old to "Classic" from the secret files of max cannon
Do you drink milk for lunch when you're at school?
No, I usually get a soda.
That's a shame. Milk is good for you.
I just don't like the school's milk. It taste funny.
That's because, unlike me, they get their "milk" from an "animal" called a "cow".
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
2003-10-02 11:57:00By Hysterical Woman

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7Inconsistent with Max's strips, still ominously funny. -PB
7Nice use of "quotes" -- jnc
7Punctuation makes this one really good. -q
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7Ow! I fell for it! -cf
7And that's what they call the old switcheroo
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7Probably didn't need all the " in 3, but what the heck.
7Nice classic meat.
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6Probably better without "animal"
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6Ha ha. --VX
6tee hee -bbg
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6Excellent use of quotes. +1 for ya if you fix that typo in Karen 2. -IF
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6Tired joke but I'm in a good mood (CB)
6-DB
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5I hope this is just mysterious and not another **** sperm-to-milk joke.
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5Done before.
5-FV
5I just plain don't get this - CH
4doesn't do anything for me....sorry
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3Been down the "what is this white stuff" road before

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