RED MEAT just say gnaw (The Neptunes remix f/50 Cent) from the secret files of max cannon
Please? Pretty pretty please?
Nope.
Oh, c'mon. He's ancient, he can barely stand, and he shakes like a Skid Row drunk at 7am. Wouldn't I be a better choice than that?
True. I guess I'll think about it a bit.
Really? You mean I might be the next Pope?
Pope? I thought you wanted to be the next Johnny Cash.
2003-10-01 16:27:19By House of Eeyore

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8*snort* -- jnc
8Johnny's gonna get you for that! -cf
8Cruel. Funny! - CH
7I actually liked the first better. But this one's good, too. --John
7-PB
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7Rescued by God 3
7A low blow, but a much more original take
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7wouldn't have been so funny if it weren't a swerve from previous strip -cm
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7Don't diss the man in black. -Cap'n
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6Heh.
6Oy! No rest for the dead.
6this is really good too
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6 - BFJ -
6Johhny Cash quite work for switch and bait.--HW
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5-bbg
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5I like #3 but #2 seems more confused with this ending (CB)
5So...John Ritter finally got to meet Johnny Cash. --VX
5He's dressed for the part. Mostly.
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