RED MEAT family fun that's fun for the whole family (open 40971) from the secret files of max cannon
Honey, can I borrow your crotchless socks?
That's silly, dear. There's no such thing.
Bought you some for Christmas. Blue and green?
Those were starfish-shaped tea cozies.
You say tomato--I say none but Ted may be King of Toe Cleavage. Are they in the crisper?
Yes, right next to my good judgment.
2003-09-30 18:53:19By obc_spike

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9The word flow here is superb
8This is really effing twisted.... --John
8I love this. "King of Toe Cleavage" is awesome..crz
7weird beyond belief. thanx
7-DB
7Cute, made me chuckle. ~afh
7So bad it's good! -cf
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7-PB
7So off the wall, I like it. Preloggy
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7+1, once I realized how meaty it was.
7AARGH This isn't open pillaging, 6! This is his own repost!!
6Bizarre. But amusing -- jnc
6I'm considering giving automatic -1's to Open pillaging, but I dunno.
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6strangely compelling -bbg
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5Wife's 3 kills it, but I like "toe cleavage". --VX
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5Wife's 3 not strong enough
5You hacked that image for this?--HW
5trails off at the end (CB)
5only scores so high because it doesn't make sense -cm
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5This could go through the roof with a different wife 3. -DG
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4Ted 3 is a mess.
4just bizzare. -FV
4The characters should be on heavy drugs, not the authors - CH
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4God, 3 is terrible
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