RED MEAT Gary Coleman for President (Open #41434) from the secret files of max cannon
I don't like public speaking much.
So I try to imagine the audience in their undies.
You would too if you were cursed with x-ray vision.
2003-09-28 13:15:59By Hysterical Woman

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9Okay, this is clever! -cm
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8Subtle. I like that. -- THM
7He would have to imagine them because he normally sees them fully naked.
7Okay, this one is a boomerang--caught me from behind! :) --John
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7I can't help thinking there's a better way to say this -- jnc
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7Almost Lovecraftian in its implications. --VX
7oooops! +3 after understanding (Thanks, 7-0.67.. I was a bit slow there)
6Decent little turnabout. -PB
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6Needs more oomph in #3 - CH
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6Better than others with similar ideas
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5Like the delayed punchline, could strengthen the setup
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5No, actually. I'd just only speak at high schools and colleges. -DG
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4agree with CB -bbg
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3Why would Earl consider this a curse?
2I seriously doubt Earl would consider that a curse (CB)

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