RED MEAT Black Eyed Sneeze from the secret files of max cannon
They say eyes are the windows to the soul.
The door's behind the chest plate, but ya gotta kick it pretty hard before it opens.
2003-09-23 07:13:50By Chris Bourke

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9This is classic Earl!
9Metaphors gone wild -cm
8Oh, yeah! --John
8Nice, nice Earl. +1 for chest plate.
8Yes
7nice thought
7Gotta swing open that rib cage, like a rusty gate. - Stonent
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7Pretty good Violent Earl. -PB
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6Reword "chest plate" to sternum or something like it and you get a bump up. -NC
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6-bbg
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6I'm not quite sure what to say...
6Don't tell me where the coal shoot is.
6indeed
6Cute enough. --VX
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5I've really come to hate the "Earl reaction to common phrase" trope
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5Is Earl a "back door man"?
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5Still don't get it. -cf
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