RED MEAT Yo! Uninteresting Oxymorons Inspire Edifying Axioms from the secret files of max cannon
Wow, I've never seen you this bad. Should I go get Karen's kitten? I bet the bartender'd let you use his blender.
I appreciate the offer, Ted, but really, what's the point?
The point is that since you haven't been going to work, the wife's been all over me, and the boy's in pretty heavy withdrawal. We need you, dammit!
Is that all my life is to you? Torturing small children and animals, shattering families, and dealing crack to delinquents?
Well, there's also the rampant sexual depravity at the Mayberry Zoological Society.
You always know just what to say, Ted. Didja hear they added a wing to the reptile house?
2003-09-20 19:01:37By Afgncaap

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
9Wordy, but damn good.
8Superb - Stonent
8:) --John
8
7made me chuckle. Ted to the rescue!
7-DB
7I like it for some reason.-HW
7
7
7
7
6
6There's a great strip in there, looking to bust out. -cf
6 - BFJ -
6Wordy, but like MMD here
6
6-cm
6-bbg
6
6
6
6
6
6cute
6+1 for the quirkily acronymic tag.
6
6Appropriately Edited, If Overall Unexceptional, Yes? --THM
53 almost saves it, but feels rambling and unfocused. -PB
5Weird. I'd like to see another try. - CH
5
5
5Wordy; terrible tag
5
5Not much of a payoff (CB)
4introduces a bunch of contradictory themes and doesn't do anything with 'em --J.
4
4This is pretty sluggish. But I like the tag. --VX
4MMD is a reptile tormentor, not a reptile molester. -FV
4
3Uh.... --opus

0.011458 seconds