RED MEAT a jubilant chorus of barking shins (rewrite) from the secret files of max cannon
Mom, can I have some money to go to the movies?
Okay, sweetie. What movie are you planning to see?
I don't know. Me and Jimmy are gonna fill bags with urine and drop them from the balcony.
Wait, dear... let me get my purse.
Okay, mom, but can you make it quick? Jimmy's been drinking all day and he can't hold it much longer.
2003-09-20 12:23:38By Zeener Diode

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8This is very good. Why's it deleted? -PB
8I preferred the original (CB)
7HW
7hurray!
7Doesn't need last 7 words --opus
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7Stubbo #3: "Don't be silly, Mom, it wouldn't burst."
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6-DB
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6remove "Okay, mom, but". Otherwise good.
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6Average but passable Stubbo..crz
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6Yeppers
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5Mom 3 needs some blase acknowledgement of Stubbo's 2, but better -bbg
5Why haven't they already started filling the bags? -cm
5Ooh, purse! --VX
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5Needs more oomph in #3 - CH
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