RED MEAT This Low-Balling's A-Snowballing from the secret files of max cannon
Well, it was nice talking to you Karen, but I better go feed my kittens.
Wait a minute! YOU keep kittens?
Scores of them. All locked tightly in their individual cages.
You can't do that! Kitties need space to stretch their legs.
There's many who may agree with you. Still, I honestly can't taste the difference from free-range.
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
2003-09-19 03:16:08By Chris Bourke

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9MEATY! -gb/cf
8Dan's cold indifference in 3 adds that extra touch of cruelty.
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8Bewdiful..crz
8Love the tormenting without actual violence
8and I was expecting a bonzai kitty joke -cm
8Love Karen's 3.
8Now THAT came outta left field.
8I should probably have seen that coming, but I didn't.
8-1 for Meta tag and grammar error in 3 ("there're", not "there's")
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7Decent
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7Nice. Well written and tightly wrapped! -IS
6Simply eternal Karen 2, nice meta tag, good joke. --VX
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6you don't need space to stretch a cat's legs coil-like -herp
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63 awkward, but me still like.-HW
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5+1 for not including a Bonsai Kitten joke. -DG
5Sorry, it doesn't quite do it. Good idea, but still.... --John
5Tired of animal torture, but this isn't terrible. -NC
5Foster Farms Kittens? Fair enough.

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