RED MEAT An Issue With Your Inner Tissue (Attr: btg #4662) from the secret files of max cannon
Father, I'm thinking about taking my life.
Why Johnny? You have so much to live for.
I'm constantly harassed and tortured. What could I possibly have to live for?
Perhaps God is testing you, Johnny. Like when he tested Job in the desert.
So you think God will reward me for my faith like he did for Job?
No no, Johnny. God doesn't reward lemon-headed freaks.
2003-09-12 14:21:11By Ipso Facto

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10laughed long & cynically --J.
8Okay, I really liked that one. - CH
8Meatesque
8Loved Padre 3! -cf
8Predictable ending, but well done. For the 4 voter, it was Job, not Moses.
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8niice (CB)
7It's a retread of familiar ground, but it's nicely done. 4 voter is wrong
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7Nice. Read the constructive criticism below. --VX
7Meaty
7Do something with #3. Maybe lose "No no, Johnny"?
7Smiling! --John
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6This seems familiar - almost replicated. Was it? Preloggy
6Poor Johnny. I need a twist now.
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6Moses was in the desert, Job was just some dude
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6-bbg
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6There's been jokes like this before, but it's done well enough
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5Not clever enough. -PB
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4Predictable ending, and wasn't it Moses tested in the desert?
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3priest's 3 sucks
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2Done...to...death

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