RED MEAT verifying the villainous vanillas from the secret files of max cannon
So I called up this lady friend of mine because I was bored, and after we get to talking we decided to try out this phone sex thing I'd been hearing 'bout.
So we're going at it for 'bout 10 minutes, and she says "you're not doing anything!" Then she hung up.
I tried to explain what I was doing, but I couldn't screw the receiver back on in time.
2003-09-11 22:57:33By House of Eeyore

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9
8Just all-around hilarious. Contemplating a 9.
7Saw it coming, but damned if it wasn't good 'n' meaty.
7Saw it coming, but it was still funny -Cap'n
7
7It would be even better if he was in a public call box
7Way to give it to Ma Bell. Preloggy
7Nasty. +1 for that.
7-DB
7That's our boy.
7
7Saw that coming, but I still liked it. - CH
6Don't say "underwear"; say "panties"! --VX
6Yuck.
6american phone, starring earl --J.
6Nice enough dialogue
6Saw it coming, but well written nonetheless. (CB)
6 - BFJ -
6Decent twist on old joke. -PB
6
6a bit wordy, and the punchline could be funnier
6
6
6-bbg
6
6+1 for the tag -cm
6
5-FV
5Predictable
5
5It's Earl, but not as good as he can be. -cf
5
5really predictable
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5
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5I'm not sure even Earl would think this way.
4Then what was she doing for the ten minutes? Predictable, too.
3maybe if it wasn't such an obvious thing for Earl to do...
3
2It's "mouthpiece" and it's an old, bad joke.

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