RED MEAT Hairy Turtledove from the secret files of max cannon
I can't do this anymore, Karen. I told the police everything. All the kitten mutilations. All the tortures and deaths. And it feels good to have my conscience clean.
That's great, Milkman Dan.
I felt even better after I told them who led me into my life of crime. An evil mastermind cunningly disguised as an innocent little girl.
What? They couldn't have believed that!
They didn't until I led them to those mass graves in the woods behind your house. Say, isn't that a squad car?
Look into the witness protection program, Milkman Dan.
2003-08-29 21:34:09DELETEDBy The Hanged Man

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6Nice logical twist in Dan 3. --VX
6Doesn't do it for me. But a good tag.
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6Sorry, phrase that pays doesn't change well - Stonent
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5Nice punchline, but the setup's too long -- jnc
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5What's the matter with IHYMMD?
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4Nothing new here
3MMD/Karen strips have to be really original to work these days.

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