RED MEAT Steady on Mr Beethoven, that's your fifth from the secret files of max cannon
What the Hell is it this time, sir?
I've had complaints about your disabled sports day.
I believe in equality and the right for all people to compete in sports, sir.
Wheelchair hurdles, blind javelin throwing and epileptic discus are not acceptable sporting events.
Sir! We had twice as many entrants as last year!
That's because half of them were last years spectators!
2003-08-28 14:37:22By Interesting Steve

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9I laughed, I cried, I fell down the stairs. Do I qualify for next year? -gb
9This works very well. -CL
9You had me at "epileptic discus" - Stonent
8Double joke, yay
8GREAT payoff. Not sure about Nick saying "sir." Preloggy
8Love the build on this one
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8great punchline -cm
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7Epileptic discus is a truly evil image. --John
7i chuckled --J.
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7Clever..crz
7Not bad. +1 for tag -- jnc
7Third time's the charm, eh? -bbg
7Good concept, cumbersome execution.
7Old joke that fits the character -- Nuke
7nice
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7Hah! - CH
7Making fun of the handicapped is always funny, but wording needs cleanup. -L
6How did the events cause epilepsy?
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6don't fully understand 3 but +1 for the great tag.
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6sound enough
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6I like Nick's opener. But here's an apostraphe for #3.
6Vaca
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4Good joke but I saw it coming. Needs to sneak up better. --opus
3I'm out. --VX

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