RED MEAT Colonic immigration from the secret files of max cannon
Last week, the hospital asked me if I wanted to be an organ donor.
I think they started to get suspicious after I handed over that third kidney.
2003-08-26 18:57:48By Interesting Steve

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8Second kidney would have worked too - Stonent
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8Nice joke, but unfortunate silent 2. "Third kidney" is more whimsical. --VX
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8Hah! - CH
8Third's funnier. ~afh
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7Vaca
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7i knew something was coming, but didn't know what --J.
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7A 2nd *would* be suspicious, but 3?... :) --John
7sweeet -bbg
7EOTM -herp
7Nice
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6Saw it coming a mile off. Still pretty good. --opus
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6On reread, not a Python ripoff after all. A little predictable, though.
6-DB
6Sound enough.
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6Even a 2nd would be suspicious!
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6Nice. Very true to character. -DG
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3I hate to say I saw it coming... -cm

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