RED MEAT Courtesans - going down in history from the secret files of max cannon
It took us days to find the wreck of the hijacked plane, high up in the Himalayas. There were no survivors, just row after row of frozen bodies still strapped in their seats.
Apparantly it had been a charter plane to the 28th international clown convention in China. Just one question remained unanswered. How had the hijacker smuggled the gun onboard?
Maybe we'll never know. The black box evidence clearly showed that the gun was pulled from the captain's ear.
2003-08-20 19:11:22By Interesting Steve

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10Huzzah! To negative voters: someone could have stated where it came from.
9They'd bother announcing where the gun came from because it's magic trick patter
8+1 for tag, too. --John
7If only black boxes recorded video -- THM
7Pssst. Audio CAN be interpretted, people.
7- Stonent
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6Just the image of a plane full of frozen clowns is worth a 6. --VX
6"passably good" captures it --J.
6-FV
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6Interesting use of clown. Preloggy
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6cheeky
6this is so weird
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5Want to like it more, but payoff isn't enough for me
5Reaching, given that black box doesn't record video. -PB
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5werra strange, not hugely funny -bbg
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5This has great potential, try for a better 3.
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5I just plain don't get this - CH
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4Laaabored
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4+1 because double dead clown is way creepy -cm
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3Nonsensical; why would anyone bother announcing where the gun came from? -DG

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