RED MEAT Wouldn't you like to be a heifer, part two? from the secret files of max cannon
So, if your head is actually a lime, then Ted and I should probably stop making all those lemonade jokes, huh?
Yes, and you should probably stop inviting me over to your dinner parties just so you can use me as garnish.
On the other hand, Johnny, I do have this bottle of tequila here...
Let me guess. Now you can make jokes about cutting up my head so you can do tequila shots.
Actually, I was just going to hit you over the head with it and call you a freak, but I like your idea, too.
2003-08-16 15:59:58By Ipso Facto

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9Beautiful. --VX
8+1 for MMD 3
8This is awesome, but I can't go any higher unless MMD2 becomes less disjointed.
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8Hahaha! - CH
8Unlike the other Johnny Lime comic, this one has a joke. A good one, too.
8Decent - Stonent
7Great Dan #3. Preloggy
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7+3 on re-read. And it's lemons for rum, limes for tequila, and kumquats anytime
7better
7This receives a disproportionately high vote due to the shit that preceeds it.
7Nice twist, again. --John
7Much better. -PB
6raised a smile --J.
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6Saved in three - Tam
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5Would work with streamlining
5after the last distaster i've seen, this is close to funny. - gtd
5you use lime for white rum and lemons for tequila
5Tough to abuse JL fresh-n-creatively -bbg
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5Too wordy. Not as good as the first, except for Dan's #3, which rocks. -DG
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