RED MEAT the Dremel tool? it's for my feet. from the secret files of max cannon
Look, kids, it's the tobacco shop! And there's the owner, Mr. Wally! Hi, Mr. Wally!
What the . . . ACK! GET AWAY FROM ME, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Uhm, Mr. Wally, could you calm down? It's just me, the puppet!
Like hell! You're some sort of freaky spirit thing here to guide me to the afterlife, aren't you? Well I'M NOT READY TO GO YET!
Know what, kids? We're going to the goddamn bar. Let's see who's getting drunk in the neighborhood.
Take the girl working the counter instead! She steals from me all the time! She deserves it!
2003-08-01 18:55:17By Pete B

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8I really liked this - CH
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8You have clearly been huffing plastic - tam
7:) :) :) --John
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7Interesting angle, and +1 for remembering Wally's correct occupation
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6Could probably use some refinement, but a novel combo.
6great shop for a kids show to be visiting in the first place :)
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6Good but Wally's #3 doesn't mesh. Preloggy
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5I agree with BBG... a better #3 from the old fella could launch this one. -DG
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5This is odd, and I've lost all taste for vulgar dialogue. --VX
5Wally's 3 seems superfluous -bbg
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5Waiting for the funny - Stonent
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4You've stretched this joke from cells 1 - 3 so much that now it's see through
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