RED MEAT erratica, again from the secret files of max cannon
Say, Mr. Milkman Dan, whatcha doin' there?
I'm weatherproofing my deck.
Looks t' me like yer just coatin' that dog in turpentine.
That's right, Clyde. Once I'm done, I'll set the dog on fire. The fire won't be hot enough to hurt the dog, and the fumes will give the deck an even, waterproof coating.
Wow! Boy, I sure am glad I ran inta you; this'll save me a BUNCH of time! I'm waterproofin' Mr. Johnson's deck this afternoon, and he's got a dog!
Yeah, I know.
2003-08-01 16:11:16By Pete B

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10Oh, this is poetry. Afg
8Better, cleaner - Stonent
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7Heh - CH
7Sharp MMD
7dan's 2 is perfect --J.
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7Surreal is fun, too.
7Like this one lots better -L
7I agree, Stonent. --John
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6a strong six. passably very good.
6Still good, I guess. --VX
6I like it. -DG
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