RED MEAT Logical Phallus from the secret files of max cannon
I'm back from the learning annex. I decided to take a foreign language to enhance my manly allure.
That's nice, dear. Have you learned anything yet?
Nope, I'm still working on getting the proper diction in English before I can translate.
Oh, can I hear some?
COME TO DADDY OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
Ah, German, the language of romance.
2003-07-31 15:26:39By markdiscordia

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8Ve haf vays of making you come -L
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8I guess that would make Hellraiser German.
8Ah, an Englishman's joke - Tam
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7Hahaha! - CH
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7Smiling! Ausgezeichnet wunderbar--John
7Yeah...we needed a Germna joke in here.
7. . . just 'cuz it makes so much sense in the Johnson household. -PB
6well, it is one of the romantic languages, isn't it?
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6 - BFJ -
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6Reminiscient of the early work of Xopher. --VX
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6Ich leibe dich, mien schatz
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5the German joke doesn't save it from being predictable -bbg
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5a bit messy, the idea's there.
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5Made me think about J. Cleese in that Monty Python sketch: "Zat ist NOT FUNNY!"
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4Decent idea, terrible execution
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