RED MEAT Public Urination--2nd Offense from the secret files of max cannon
"My throbbing manhood pulsing manfully..." My God, what is this this trash?
Oh. I see you've found my memoirs.
Your memoirs?
I thought the world just might want to know some day what kind of man Ted Johnson really was.
But none of this is true, dear. I mean, c'mon--"unscabbarding the longest, stiffest love saber his wife would ever wield"? Ha ha!
Ha ha. I hate Milkman Dan.
2003-07-31 10:59:35By Xopher

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6OK, not good enough a twist.
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6+1 for "unscabbarding" & +1 "Love saber." - Val
6This was so good until you brought in Dan - Tam
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6No need to invoke the milkman. good strip though
5I feel like I'm missing the joke - CH
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5Don't exactly get 3--MMD is more meaty?
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5Yeah, MMD ref not working as your punchline. -PB
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5Heading in the right direction, but I don't get Ted's #3 -Cap'n
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5- Stonent
4Xopher had ideas but was a bad writer
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4Sorry, still doesn't do it for me.-DB
4It'd be sad if it...weren't...for...*snozz* --VX
3Dick joke.
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33 is bad, don't find the premise amusing either -cm

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