RED MEAT shalom improvement from the secret files of max cannon
I found this old magic lamp in my attic.
The genie inside wasn't very nice to me. He wanted me to get my wishes over with.
I must have rubbed him the wrong way.
2003-07-30 04:10:04By bongthegong

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10Undelete!!!!!
9Undelete this please. Best pun ever -IS
7btg rules. (let's make babies!) -herp
7awful, just awful. +1. -FV
7Puntastick! - BFJ -
72 needs a bit more punch -L
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7unlike Stonent, I hear this one as a trombone, not a rimshot - Xopher
7Badumbum :) - Stonent
6Da-BUMP-shhhhhhhh! :) --John
6Groan! - CH
6GROAN -bbg
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6Rings like an old joke. But not one I've heard.
6I'd never get away with this - but it did make me smile.
6+1 for the groaner. I hear waa, waa, waaaaa.... not a rimshot
6-DB
6groan
6
6Not really red meat, but... -cm
5
5..crz
5-PB
5ba-dump ching!
5groan
5
4*koff* --VX
4What we need now is for Max to draw Fozzie Bear - Tam
4Is this an old joke?
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4Sorry, I automatically knock puns down to a 1-to-5 scale. -Cap'n
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3Boo. --Opus
2Argh
2horrid pun

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