RED MEAT erratica from the secret files of max cannon
Say, Mr. Milkman Dan, whatcha doin' there?
Why hello, Clyde. I'm weatherproofing my deck.
Looks t' me like yer just coatin' that dog in wood stain.
I sure am, Clyde. Once I'm done, I'll set the dog on fire. The fire won't be hot enough to hurt the dog, and the fumes should give the deck an even, waterproof coating.
Well, ain't that just something. Sure am glad I ran inta you; this'll save me a bunch a time! Mr. Johnson is havin' me weatherproof HIS deck this afternoon! And HE'S got a dog!
Yeah, I know. Wanna borrow Karen's?
2003-07-29 12:32:18DELETEDBy Pete B

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8Shoot, I've got to do that to my deck soon. Hmmm...--John
7Nice Dan #2 and #3. -IF
7Wordy. But nice images. -- jnc
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7Same concept that allowed Hendrix to steal Monterey Pop. --VX
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7dans 3 ruins what could get a 9 or 10
6Any reference to setting a dog on fire works for me
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6Could use some trimming at the waistline - Tam
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6i saw some kids set a dogs tail on fire when i was little. sure ran fast. - gtd
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5Karen's what?
5Eliminate Dan's last three words for +1, minimum. -DG
5medium-eh -bbg
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5Not quite sure where Dan's three came from
4very wordy for little end reward
4Logic go bye-bye. -DB
4The last panel tanks it.
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