RED MEAT I milk you, Hateman Dan (c.f. open 37887) from the secret files of max cannon
Say, Dan--that half-and-half you delivered this morning tastes funny.
Funny ha ha or funny contagious?
Do you know something I don't?
Does a rabid bat squeal when you milk it?
Was that a rhetorical question?
Does the sperm bank throw away its expired inventory?
2003-07-23 11:25:11By Xopher

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8Hahaha! - CH
8+3 for tag -Cap'n
8Dan #1 is classic. Good work. -IF
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8Made me smile - Stonent
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7The fact that we have no idea what it REALLY is makes this work. -PB
7everything after Dan's 1 is superfluous
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6Sperm in the milk is overdone. Try something else..crz
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6sperm in the buttermilk shoo sperm shoo
6"What spy talk?" -DB
6some say milk-sperm territory is old but this aint bad
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6Why's Dan in costume? -- THM
6Greatest fuckin' McMoo line ever in panel 1. --VX
6I think Dan's 2 should have been the answer and 3 more of a wise crack. Preloggy
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5Couldn't pick a punchline, huh? 2 is the better choice...
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5No milk for me today - tam
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5Dan's 3 brings it down. 2 is far more original.
4The cow suit adds nothing to this -- jnc
4Rabid bat, sperm, which is it?
4ewww
4This loses it at three
3gross-out != funny -L
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