RED MEAT Like Water for Postum (open #37890) from the secret files of max cannon
Milkman Dan, have you seen my kitty?
Have I ever. And I see you’ve offered a reward this time. Your kitty's right here in this cooler--but first my reward.
Here’s your stupid reward... Hey, this thing is full of ground beef or something! What did you do to my cat?
Now, Karen, you know your poster said “no questions asked.”
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
Fifty cents may not go far at the liquor store, but it’s a lot to a little girl, and that’s what counts.
2003-07-17 00:31:31By Xopher

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9Milkman Mean - Stonent
9Outstanding finish. -IF
9Last line is genius. Pure genius. (And "postum" = funny) --VX
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8Chuckling
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8I like this a lot. I suppose that's why I sponsored you... -IS
8The sheer, overwhelming cruelty of MMD #3 earns this a decisive +1.
8+1 for Dan's exquisitely cruel #3 -Cap'n
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8I hope Dan saving this money for Karen's future therapy. -CL
7-Ballpn
7 - BFJ -
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7ouch! -bbg
7Original and very much Dan..crz
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7-FV
7That is a Dan comment! Nicely done!
7-- opus
7Decent but not spectacular. No surprises, but I like the small reward! -NC
7Love the concept, but the delivery is so-so
7a 3? WTF? Vaca
7That IS what counts. Preloggy
7glad to see you made it. - gtd (hey 3...i'm with Vaca...WTF?)
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7Excellent concept in 3, would prefer fresher setup
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7A below-average cat strip that finds new heights on MMD 3
7Pretty good, too! --John
7
7-DB
7+1 for Dan's last -- jnc
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6+1 for Dan's 3.
6I saw it coming..still good, but seems you are mugging for the good seats.
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6+1 for Dan's #3. -DG
6MMD2 & 3 salvage this; too damn predictable in early going. -PB
6Heh - CH
6could be reworked to end with karen -cm
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31 & 2 are awful, Dan's 3 is good
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