RED MEAT Red, White and Blue Cross from the secret files of max cannon
First verse, Jeremiah 48:17: "All ye that are about him, bemoan him; and all ye that know his name, say, How is the strong staff broken, and the beautiful rod."
You're enjoying this way too much.
It's not my fault you gave up cheap sex jokes for Lent, is it? Next verse, Psalm 23:4: "Thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." Next verse . . .
2003-07-16 11:25:33By The Hanged Man

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9Laughed out loud at #3 - first time today -- jnc
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8this would have been a 9 around Easter. - gtd
8Evil. I know some Catholics I've got to show it to. - Val
8took two reads, but worth it
8This slays me -bbg
8HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!! Did >NOT< see this coming! --John
8+1 reread - IS
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7Just 'cuz I think Padre's been waiting for this for a long time. -PB
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7Good scenario - CH
7I dunno - Stonent
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6Rod & staff lines wouldn't get Ted frustrated. . .Would they? Preloggy
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6OK, but there are ruder bits of the Bible you could use. --TRT
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6-- opus
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6Hee hee.
6I sorta get the feeling Ted would make the joke anyway
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4Oh, boo. --VX

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