RED MEAT Miami Vince from the secret files of max cannon
These woods are where I've buried all of my kittens. I think it's nice and quiet. Nobody is going to disturb their sleep here.
That nasty Milkman always finds a new way to kill them. Sometimes it's like I'm digging another hole every day.
But I've never dug one this big before. He shouldn't have left that liquid nitrogen hose in his truck where anyone could find it.
2003-07-15 22:18:21By Interesting Steve

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10He's still got a grin on his face.. me too.
8Original.
8unexpected
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8Very nice. I thought you were going for a "sneaking up" gag -- jnc
7Took me a second, but I get and like -- THM
7More for originality than actual funny
7Hah! - CH
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7comeuppance is sweet, if frosty -bbg
7Love the twist, but "tank" would work better than "hose," I think. -PB
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7Took me moment to see who was speaking. Nice revenge! --John
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7the statuesque Dan works well
7:) - Stonent
7Clever use of MMD.
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6Funny because I totally expected him to sneak up on her
6I expected sneaking up too.
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6good, novel. aks
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5If it was nitrogen, why not just shatter him with a hammer, thus a smaller hole.
5 - BFJ -
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5good concept, but #3 needs to be reworked.
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4Kinda cute. --VX
4-- opus
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